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Fear of baby registries
I’m seriously scared of them. What the hell is half the stuff on there anyway? If you want to scare people into not having kids, have them look at a baby registry.
Why would I want to buy you nipples, a diaper disposal system, breast pump, or a nasal aspirator? How NOT fun is that? Can’t we keep the registry list to things like teddy bears and cute outfits??
