The DINK Life

He/she looks EXACTLY like every other newborn baby with his/her squished alien face in that generic hospital pastel blue and pink striped cap…. lol

Ok that is harsh and I really don’t totally mean it. Not totally anyway. My FB news feed over the halloween weekend threw up kids and babies in costume all over me. I sarcastically posted my dog in bat wings as my profile pic as a rebuttle. I guess this is the age range in my life where all friends and acquaintances have going on is their family. I can’t really blame them because I will continue to post pics of my vacations, my boat, and other things I prefer to spend my money and time on :) 

I’m seriously scared of them. What the hell is half the stuff on there anyway?  If you want to scare people into not having kids, have them look at a baby registry.

Why would I want to buy you nipples, a diaper disposal system, breast pump, or a nasal aspirator? How NOT fun is that? Can’t we keep the registry list to things like teddy bears and cute outfits??

We recently got a Boston Terrier. I’ve never had dogs growing up but my husband had. I had no idea a puppy would be so much work! It has completely solidified the decision to not have kids. I just don’t think I can handle the constant responsibility, lack of sleep, need for attention, all of it… If a puppy takes this much time and energy, I can’t even remotely begin to imagine what kids would be like. Not for me.